Friday Quick Hitters
It’s Friday yet again, so that means you get our weekly roundup of goodness from around the globe. Along with some other stuff that we felt needed addressing. And as always, your comments are welcomed and encouraged.
First and foremost, to address Rose, yes, we were livid about Evan staying on the show, So You Think You Can Dance. Not only staying on the show, but sending hope the jumping freak that is Ade. We’re convinced that every forty-something suburban mom is voting for Evan because he’s that ugly kind of cute and people feel sorry for him. What’s that Evan? A tie with a top hat and some Frank Sinatra music? Shocking. I mean, even the judges comments revolved around this theme: Evan – congratulations on not getting domintated by the incredible dancers around you. Congratulations on not sucking badly. So in summary, yes, America got it ridiculously wrong. And yes, we are quite upset about it.
Two things rolled into one: Sarah Palin – nice speech. Not only was it coherent and well-written, but the delivery! Masterful! Please, please run for President, Ms. Palin. As a staunch democrat, I can’t think of a better way to ensure President Obama gets 8 years in office. Also, with a little practice, this woman can achieve Gov. Palin status. We Birds believe in her.
Is anyone ready for fall as much as we are? I’ve been craving sweatshirts and jeans and walks to work that didn’t involve sweat and clingy shirts.
It was 107 degrees in Portland this week. What??
This will be the topic of a later post, but, don’t you just love it when guys think they’re unique and ‘different’ when they say they prefer a girl in sweats than all dressed up? All guys feel that way!! You’re not unique in any way whatsoever.
Omar Minaya – good stuff.
I couldn’t be more ready for baseball playoffs to start, signaling the end of the 162-game season.
How do you all feel about new employees in your office? Do you hate them immediately or are you the nice type, the welcoming type? A little internal poll we’re conducting…
The coolest kind of snob you can be is a literature snob. It immediately elevates your level of sophistication and speaks volumes to your intellectual prowess and ability to relate to anyone. Next in line in a close second is a coffee snob. Last place, currently, is a music snob.
Looking for a time-waster at work today? I strongly recommend finding accurate and clear pictures of missing albums in your iTunes library and spending the day dragging and dropping from Google images.
Again, we can’t stress enough how much we disagree with America in choosing to save Evan. The choreographers now get to deal with a dancer that’s too short for anything they want to do. Again. Kid’s never even been in the bottom two.
Wow.
So readers, what else do you have to say? What did we miss? Drop us a line and we’ll add em in throughout the day.
Obama chose Bud Light over any other beer. I can’t decide whether I’m elated or irate. Fucking perplexed.
And another thing, Biden had a non-alcoholic brew? We’re not friends.
The cop had to feel a little emasculated sitting there with his Blue Moon with a big, fruity orange slice sticking out of it.
Obama’s choice of bud light just goes to show you that he is a socialist. he may as well have been draped in a red cape or something. i mean, seriously, no red-blooded american would ever ingest such an un-american beverage. What’s that you say? Bud Light is the most popular beer in America? Oh, touché.
in other news, i have been at work for 30 minutes, and i’ve already exhausted most of my reading material for the day. damn you internet!