For some reason, seeing this thing pop-up always makes me really and unnecessarily proud:
It’s Time
For your Friday reading pleasure, here are some things that, in 2010, it’s finally time for.
A Dramatic Reading of ‘Funk That’
Sagat’s early 90’s classic completely changed how contemporary America imagined music could be. With impeccable wordplay and unique phrasing, Sagat redefined a genre with Funk That. And, we’re paying tribute to his masterpiece with a dramatic reading.
Now THIS is Advertising
For all of you avid readers out there, you probably know we’re in advertising. Now, do we love all advertising and think every aspect of it is incredible and life-changing? No. In fact, most of it is just the opposite. But every now and then an ad comes along that helps us remember how powerful it can be. So. Enjoy.
An Open Letter To The Guy Who Made Me Wait Forever So He Could Get A Kinda Close Parking Spot
Hey dick, move. God dammit. Get out of the way. Seriously? You’re gonna wait 10 minutes for this spot? This spot? Come on man. I’m trying to get somewhere. At least move over so I can go around in a dramatic and aggressive move. Fine. We’re just gonna wait here? Good. You son of a bitch.
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Just Shoot the Tires
We’ve spoken about car chases before. You know how we feel about them. We prefer reality. Maybe then, we should stop watching movies altogether, but that’s a topic for another time. Today’s post is about car chases, and why in the world people don’t just shoot for the tires every single time.
Don’t Rush the Shorts
Yes. Spring is on the way. Literally any day we’re going to get our first taste of temperatures above 40 degrees (I’m talking to those of us in climates that experience winter). And you know what that means, right? People are going to be sprinting to be the first to wear shorts. T-Shirts. Sandals.
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Sweet Dreams
Ever have that incredible dream that’s super awesome and you immediately realize that you need to tell others about it? You know. How all this CRAZY stuff happened and other people just need to hear about it? Well. I understand. But, I do have a couple rules to keep in mind when you’re slogging through it trying to remember stuff as you’re telling me.
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The Departed: Ruining Cranberry Juice
I enjoyed the movie The Departed. I liked it when Leonardo’s character ordered a cranberry juice. I thought it was funny when that asshole said, “whaddaya got, yer period?” And I liked it when Leo bashed his face in with that glass. What I don’t like is that now whenever I go to a bar and get cranberry juice, 50 people ask me if I’m on my period.
Yes. I know you like The Hangover.
Ever heard of a little movie called The Hangover? It’s literally the funniest movie ever made in the history of movies. How do I know that? Every single person on Earth says so via Facebook, Twitter, Google Buzz, Friendster, Yammer, MySpace or any other of these bastard programs.
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