As you know, we watch our fair share of reality shows. We figured that we’d do you a favor and share our “horses”:
The Bad CD
I like burning CDs. I try to make each one epic. I want them to be perfect. I try to think of the musical journey I’m about to take. I want to make sure to fill up the entire capacity of the CDR but never at the cost of quality. I get excited to pop in my latest CD in the old stereo. Then, three songs in, I realize it. This CD sucks. I mean, its really bad. How did I not see it coming?
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You Guys Remember Nelly?
That’s all, really. Just curious. The guy basically fell of the face of the platinum album Earth is all.
Now THIS is Advertising
For all of you avid readers out there, you probably know we’re in advertising. Now, do we love all advertising and think every aspect of it is incredible and life-changing? No. In fact, most of it is just the opposite. But every now and then an ad comes along that helps us remember how powerful it can be. So. Enjoy.
The Departed: Ruining Cranberry Juice
I enjoyed the movie The Departed. I liked it when Leonardo’s character ordered a cranberry juice. I thought it was funny when that asshole said, “whaddaya got, yer period?” And I liked it when Leo bashed his face in with that glass. What I don’t like is that now whenever I go to a bar and get cranberry juice, 50 people ask me if I’m on my period.
Garmin: Making The Holidays Awesome
With Thanksgiving this Thursday, it’s officially about to be Holiday Season (notice the initial caps, to show just how big of a deal it is). And sure. With the food and presents and family and lights and all that other bullcrap, holidays are ok. But what really MAKES the season are the Garmin holiday commercials.
Trouble Comes in Threes
Readers of the blog, this has been a truly awful week. Horrible week. Why? Well, this week has led to the confluence of three things in the media that if we hear any more about we might disconnect the cable and Internet and go all Thoreau-y – Sara Palin’s Biography, Twilight and Zack Grienke getting Cy Young.
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Worst Favorites
As I sit here and think about it, I can’t imagine a single person out there claims “Shallow Hal” as their favorite movie of all time.
Dear VH1: I’ve Finally Had Enough
Yes. You’ve done it. You’ve broken me. I can’t take these “Love” shows anymore. I can’t take Celeb-Reality anymore. I can’t take any more Rehab. Ok? You happy? You did it. Are you proud of yourself? Keep reading »
Russell Ferguson Folks
As most of you know, we’re avid followers of two and only two shows on television, Top Chef and So You Think You Can Dance, (modernity doing its thing and assigning this nice moniker, SYTYCD). So, let us just say, right here, right now, that we will be throwing all of our support behind Russell Ferguson for the rest of the season.