As you know, we watch our fair share of reality shows. We figured that we’d do you a favor and share our “horses”:
The Bad CD
I like burning CDs. I try to make each one epic. I want them to be perfect. I try to think of the musical journey I’m about to take. I want to make sure to fill up the entire capacity of the CDR but never at the cost of quality. I get excited to pop in my latest CD in the old stereo. Then, three songs in, I realize it. This CD sucks. I mean, its really bad. How did I not see it coming?
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Bad Outfit Syndrome
Every once in a while I’ll get up, take a shower, do my morning routine and then pick out a shirt and some pants that I hate. I’ve hated them before and I’m not thrilled about them when I initially put them on. But. I figure I’m tired of looking so it’s gonna have to do. I gotta wear them sometime, right?
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Some Thoughts on the Grocery Store
There’s nothing we like more than a solid grocery store. Clean floors. Nicely faced packaging. A produce section brimming with fruits and greens. But, it’s not all incredible. In fact, there are some things that can be pretty annoying.
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To The Man Who Works Out Wearing Denim
Good luck sir. I know you’re taking this workout seriously. I know you’ve planned out the session and determined the correct weight and sets and reps. I know you’ve got your plan for cardio all figured out. You’ve calculated your amount of calories and how much you’ll need to burn through.
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You Guys Remember Nelly?
That’s all, really. Just curious. The guy basically fell of the face of the platinum album Earth is all.
It’s Time
For your Friday reading pleasure, here are some things that, in 2010, it’s finally time for.
Now THIS is Advertising
For all of you avid readers out there, you probably know we’re in advertising. Now, do we love all advertising and think every aspect of it is incredible and life-changing? No. In fact, most of it is just the opposite. But every now and then an ad comes along that helps us remember how powerful it can be. So. Enjoy.
Don’t Rush the Shorts
Yes. Spring is on the way. Literally any day we’re going to get our first taste of temperatures above 40 degrees (I’m talking to those of us in climates that experience winter). And you know what that means, right? People are going to be sprinting to be the first to wear shorts. T-Shirts. Sandals.
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The Departed: Ruining Cranberry Juice
I enjoyed the movie The Departed. I liked it when Leonardo’s character ordered a cranberry juice. I thought it was funny when that asshole said, “whaddaya got, yer period?” And I liked it when Leo bashed his face in with that glass. What I don’t like is that now whenever I go to a bar and get cranberry juice, 50 people ask me if I’m on my period.