Why I Hate the Ocean, Pt. 3
Oh. We’re back. We have more disgusting oceanic creatures that completely justify our hatred of the ocean. That enormous, horrible cesspool.
This edition will start with the charming little guy known as the Dumbo fish:
This fish can’t serve any purpose. Why does it even exist? It looks like a clear heart. I can’t imagine it tastes good. It’s straight out of some Saw movie. Just look at it. Haha… what if you were pregnant and you gave birth to one of these things? That’d be traumatizing. Sorry. I digress.
Next. Let’s take a look at the playful little thing called the Sea Cucumber:
I know what you’re thinking: I like regular cucumbers, why would a sea cucumber be much….oh my god! It’s like a floating butthole, complete with colon. Jesus. I wonder if this thing makes sounds?
Then there’s our old friend, the shark. What we see here is one shark decimated by another. The thing was almost completely bitten in half. And we’re supposed to stand a chance against one of these things? No thanks.
And. Again. I’ve proven, beyond a doubt, why everyone should hate/fear the ocean as much as I do.
The ocean is the best. Refer to my previous comment for elaboration.