Friday Round Up
It’s Friday. Yes! As such, its time for some quick thoughts on multiple subjects. As always we welcome your opinion, the bright spot of our day is reading your comments… and lunch.
- Hey everybody, great news! The NFL Draft is moving to prime time! Presumably so ESPN can make more money and get more hype. The best part is that now I can switch to Bones as they over analyze a player I don’t know from a school I’ve never heard of.
- Listen, you don’t have to take every “Which-thing-am-I” quiz that comes across Facebook. You might think its awesome – but I get to see each one, I’d much rather be looking at awesome pics you uploaded from your beach trip than learn which kind of pie you are.
- Also on the Internet, do you remember when chat rooms were a huge deal? Years ago I remember coordinating with my friends so we were all in the same chat room. Then, we’d try to rile things up by making fun of people and trying to get kicked out. Those were the days.
- I’m getting real sick of people using “-ness”. It’s not automatically funny if you say “cheesy goodness” or “bacony awesomeness”. I don’t know where this lame usage started, but I hate it.
- It’s hard for me to watch the show Ace of Cakes (or as I call it, “The Hipster Cake Show”) because I have a thing where I want people on TV to be cooler than me. I don’t want to spend thirty minutes watching people who I guarantee I’m way more cool than. And trust me, I’m not that cool. And with that, I’m done using the word “cool.”
- You know the big winner in this whole Jon & Kate break up? The kids. Just kidding, their lives are ruined. I’ll be expecting to see them on a special mega-size episode of Intervention.
- Speaking of the show Intervention, do the people on that show still not see it coming? It’s been on forever, they have to know something is up. Of course, I suppose you’re not watching too much TV when you’re living on the street and shooting up every night.
- America should have sent home Evan and Melissa on last night’s So You Think You Can Dance. You hear me? Evan. And Mellissa.
- I hate Bravo’s NYC Prep in every single way there is to hate a show.
- It baffles me that so many people are turning against health care reform. It’s like the woman who refuses to dump her boyfriend even though he mentally and physically abuses her. Dump him. Get a dude that treats you right (reform).
- Similes are incredible.
- When is too early to start looking forward to autumn? I officially started this week.
- Gormley
- Is it just me or does Miley Cyrus look kinda like she’d be the smelly girl in class? I imagine her handing in homework scribbled in pencil on spiral notebook paper. I also imagine her having permanently chipped off nail polish. Gross.
Hey Taco Bell, not sure if you’re aware, but your food is messy. Can I get a god damn napkin when I order through the drive-thru window? Also, if I order four items and ask for Fire sauce, the minimum I should receive is four, it’s not rocket surgery. That is all.
Metaphors are better