Friday Quick Hitters: Christmas Edition
We’ve rounded up some of the best Christmas links the web has to offer. If you’ve got time – and you know you do – be awesome and check them out.
- National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is the best holiday movie ever made. End of discussion. Not Home Alone. Not that Miracle on 34th Street bullcrap. Any Christmas film that features the line “shitter was full” deserves top honors in our book.
- Apparently the screening process for these Santa’s included the phrase “Must identify themselves pursuant to the requirements of Megan’s Law”
- Nothing says it’s the holidays like a boozed up old lounge singer crooning the Christmas Song a capella
- Now, we’re certain that wherever you live, there’s a designated radio station in your town – you know, the one that plays Christmas music 24/7 from Thanksgiving on. Probably some clever station acronym that references ‘love’ in a subtle way. Where we live, it’s KUDL, or, “cuddle”. So, now that it’s December 18, we figure you’ve been sick of the repeated crap in their rotation and it’s time for some real Christmas music. We dare you to find a better rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas than this….
- I can’t do this any more justice than just repeating the headline: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents