That’s all, really. Just curious. The guy basically fell of the face of the platinum album Earth is all.
Random Moment of Pride
For some reason, seeing this thing pop-up always makes me really and unnecessarily proud:
It’s Time
For your Friday reading pleasure, here are some things that, in 2010, it’s finally time for.
A Dramatic Reading of ‘Funk That’
Sagat’s early 90’s classic completely changed how contemporary America imagined music could be. With impeccable wordplay and unique phrasing, Sagat redefined a genre with Funk That. And, we’re paying tribute to his masterpiece with a dramatic reading.
Now THIS is Advertising
For all of you avid readers out there, you probably know we’re in advertising. Now, do we love all advertising and think every aspect of it is incredible and life-changing? No. In fact, most of it is just the opposite. But every now and then an ad comes along that helps us remember how powerful it can be. So. Enjoy.
An Open Letter To The Guy Who Made Me Wait Forever So He Could Get A Kinda Close Parking Spot
Hey dick, move. God dammit. Get out of the way. Seriously? You’re gonna wait 10 minutes for this spot? This spot? Come on man. I’m trying to get somewhere. At least move over so I can go around in a dramatic and aggressive move. Fine. We’re just gonna wait here? Good. You son of a bitch.
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Just Shoot the Tires
We’ve spoken about car chases before. You know how we feel about them. We prefer reality. Maybe then, we should stop watching movies altogether, but that’s a topic for another time. Today’s post is about car chases, and why in the world people don’t just shoot for the tires every single time.
Don’t Rush the Shorts
Yes. Spring is on the way. Literally any day we’re going to get our first taste of temperatures above 40 degrees (I’m talking to those of us in climates that experience winter). And you know what that means, right? People are going to be sprinting to be the first to wear shorts. T-Shirts. Sandals.
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