That’s great you just learned how to play Dave Matthews’ new single on the guitar. And I’m really glad you’re playing it for me during this sweet party. Honestly. But please – do you have to stare at me while you play. It makes me uncomfortable and I don’t know what I’m supposed to do. Do I bob my head? What?
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An Open Letter To People Who Want Me To Listen As They Play Guitar
Inclined Plane: The Worst Simple Machine
I’m sick to death of people giving the inclined plane so much credit. As far as I’m concerned it shouldn’t even be considered a machine, much less a simple machine. It’s the least machine-y of the six, and nobody is fooled by “inclined plane” – we all know you’re just a ramp.
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