Contrary to popular belief, it is indeed okay to like the Yankees. In fact, it’s more than ok. It’s encouraged. Because the New York Yankees are good for sports in America. Yeah, you heard me.
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It’s OK to Like the Yankees
This Just In: Local News Teams Not Celebrities
Not in New York. Not in Beijing. Not in Toledo. Not even in a town with a population of 636. There is simply no circumstance or situation at any time in which a member of the local news team is a celebrity. Reason number 1, 32 and 166: no one outside of your precious hometown knows who in the world that charming weather guy “who just cheers me up in the morning” is.
Chipotle (Chip-oh-tul)
(I spelled it phonetically so you don’t sound like an asshole when you try to over-pronounce it)
This is a fresh Mexican grill that managed to outlast the little fad – Qdoba and Z-Teca, I’m talking about you. Chipotle is incredible. I’d eat it everyday if it weren’t for those times you go and get the one bad bite – the bite with the weird fatty piece of meat with the strange gristle on it. Sick.
Bird Droppings: Mambo #5
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Lou Bega’s Mambo #5 was the most party song of 1999. We can’t think of a single song that could be considered more party. Not one. Neither can you.